Thought of the Day: Self-Flushing Toilets

I hate self-flushing toilets.

I'll never forget the first time I used one.  I was a kid, and I was at an airport using the restroom between flights.  When I was finished using the bathroom, I heard this extremely LOUD noise behind me that scared me so much I probably would have wet myself (if my bladder wasn't already empty), lol! 


And now today, when I use the restroom, I never think to check and see if it's a self-flushing toilet.  I just use the bathroom, and am usually surprised when the toilet decides that I'm finished and automatically flushes.  Or if it doesn't flush when you're finished, because the motion sensor is stupid, you have to do a little dance in front of the toilet to get it to flush (Oh, you know you do it.  Just admit it.).  And then sometimes it still doesn't work, and you have to leave the stall and try not to look the next person waiting in line in the eye, because the stupid toilet wouldn't flush, and that's just gross. 

Stupid, self-flushing toilets.